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Tuesday, 24 May 2011

life.

If I could pinpoint the exact thing that was making me feel so down at the moment, life would be sweet. However the main causes I can pinpoint are pretty unrectifiable without a gravity-defying doctor or a hitman, in that order of importance.

On the plus side, judging by the fact that I can hardly see this and pretty much everything else I try and look at, my vision is clearly decreasing by the minute which is a real bonus when I'm about to go into a job where I'll be pretty must based at a computer 8 hours a day. Thank you dearly, Kerataconus which has now ever-so kindly spread over both eyes. 

If only there was some kind of permanent and legal mood-elevator...I would demolish it like parcetomol on a hungover. In the meantime however, I have decided to write a list of action I can take to try and find my extremely well-hidden smile again that and just generally get me more organised. Of course, I'll share the appropriate bits with you (true love! ha).

  1. Teach the ex a well-deserved lesson, a lesson delivered by a notorious hitman. 
  2. Fall in love again just not with a viciously selfish arsehole to avoid (1) in future.
  3. Set-up ebay store, sell in a 'if it's not been worn in 3 months, bye-bye.' method.
  4. Buy appropriate devices to pack-up stuff in ready for the dreaded move.
  5. Start to fill said appropriate devices.
  6. Never ever let anyone make you feel as shit as (1) has.
  7. Save designated amount per month in new job to fill 'savings' account (Mulberry fund).
This time next week, I'll be tucked up in bed, getting a sleep in before new job. Scary, scary times which also reminds me of:

     8.  Buy suitable unslutty black tights and shoes that sole is not peeling off on to avoid fall.
     9.  Buy sleeping tablets from Wilko.

I'm not convinced that I am ready to grow up and have a proper job yet. 
My room is a shrine to JLS, I'm obsessed with Disney Princesses and my favourite film is Harry Potter.
I'm definitely not ready.

Fuck, I've practically got a degree, Uni's over and I'm only a fifth of a way through my life (hypothetically). 

Man, this thing is long. Life not this blog.

C.

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